Carrie's
Definition:
An Ed-ism is something that Ed Hart says, that his
wife Carrie thinks is funny enough, or wise enough, or maybe just weird
enough, to write down.
Below are a few of Carrie's favorite Edisms:
Son John:I
don't know what to say when people ask me what I want to be when I grow up.
Ed:
Tell them you're either going to
be a dentist or a proctologist, depending on the openings.
It doesn't matter who you marry
until you get a divorce.
Ed:
Do you know why buying things
feels so good?
Carrie:
No, why?
Ed:
It's the spendorphins.
It's so hard to find things.
They're always in the last place you look.
Below are a few pages from this 107-page,
hard-bound book, written by Ed Hart and illustrated by Carrie Hart:
This book by Carrie's husband,
Ed, will make you laugh out loud and groan with recognition.
These gems of wit and wisdom were collected by Carrie over the years
and finally pulled together in this labor of love.
This hard-bound illustrated gift edition is
regularly $27.95
and is offered here,
now, for $19. Read
some of the samples below and see why you must have this book!
If you prefer not to use your charge card, send a check or money order to:
Systematique, Inc.
P.O. Box 4411
Palos Verdes
Peninsula
California 90274
USA
Please add $5.00 for shipping in
Northern America and $18.00 for shipping elsewhere.
Edisms Revealed
$19
plus shipping/handling